The Clarks

So tonight was my roommate Sarah's birthday. I went to dinner with her and her family. I wish everyone knew them. I'm pretty sure i never stopped laughing tonight. So i felt the need to share some of the classic lines. Here is a little background, there is Gary, who is Sarah's dad, Julie Sarah's mom, and Ryan Sarah's senior in high school brother.


1- Gary: " Sometimes when I am walking I see people I don't know"- this spoken as if it was the most profound statement in the world.

2- Julie: " you guys want to hear something disgusting. Well disgusting, but good for us"
Ryan: "How can something be disgusting and good for us?

3- Sarah: " would you rather have the first African American president elected, or the first women president?"
Ryan- " African American, but I don't know why. Maybe because if we have a women president all the other countries will make fun of us"

4. Ryan: "So is James Bond in the CIA?"
Sarah: "no I dont think so
Ryan: "but he takes orders and kills people"
Sarah: "well then he must be, but not every hero is in the CIA"
Ryan: " Well its not like i thought spiderman was in the CIA"
Sarah: "Yeah thats true, but what about inspector gadget?"



I'm sure that Sarah is probably the only one laughing who is reading this, but I find all these lines quite hilarious. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.